Eat a Bag of Dicks – Mini Iced Sugar Cookies - The Adult Collection

Sweet, petty, and baked with intention.

This bag contains 10 hand-decorated sugar cookies, each measuring approximately 1.5 inches tall, iced in smooth royal icing and finished in soft neutral tones. They’re buttery, crisp-edged, tender in the center and absolutely not here to make peace.

Perfect for breakups, bad dates, bachelorette parties, Galentine’s gifts, or those moments when words feel like too much effort.

Packaged in a sealed, branded pouch and ready to gift, laugh, or emotionally recover.

Details:

• 10 iced sugar cookies per bag
• Approx. 2” tall each
• Vanilla sugar cookie base with royal icing
• Adult humor, premium execution

Important Notes:

This product is intended for adults with a sense of humor.

Not responsible for healed egos, restored confidence, or sudden feelings of closure.

Because sometimes the sweetest response…

is saying nothing at all.

Allergy Disclaimer
All products sold by Aujané’s Sweets are prepared in a kitchen that handles common allergens, including but not limited to milk, eggs, wheat/gluten, soy, peanuts, and tree nuts. Despite best practices and strict food-handling procedures, cross-contact may occur. We do not guarantee that any product is allergen-free.

By placing an order through this website, you acknowledge and accept this risk. Aujané’s Sweets is not responsible for allergic reactions or adverse effects resulting from consumption of our products. If you have a severe food allergy, please do not purchase.

Ingredients:

Flour, Sugar, Eggs, Butter, Salt, Vanilla bean paste, royal icing, food coloring.