Not your grandma’s gingerbread these are strictly after dark.
Our North Pole Naughty Cookies are a playful, X-rated twist on classic holiday sweets: hand-decorated sugar cookies inspired by festive mischief, iced to perfection with smooth royal icing, bold red bows, and cheeky holiday charm.
They’re cute. They’re unapologetic. And they know exactly what they’re doing.
Perfect for bachelorette parties, white-elephant gifts, naughty Santa exchanges, or anyone who believes the holidays should come with a wink and a laugh.
Details
- Includes 2 hand-decorated sugar cookies
- Vanilla sugar cookie base, topped with royal icing
- Individually packaged for freshness and gifting
- Approx. 4–5 inches each
- Made with premium ingredients and a sense of humor
Vibe
Flirty. Festive. Definitely not for the kids’ table.
Important Notes
- Adult novelty item — 18+ only
- Colors and icing details may vary slightly (each cookie is hand-decorated)
- Contains: wheat, eggs, dairy
- Not customizable
Bold cookies for bold personalities.
Santa’s watching, but he’s laughing. 🎄🔥